Global Temperature Diagram

So this diagram I created demonstrates my happiness levels with the three debated political climates.



The first shows me during Global warming. See how hot I am. Sweaty and most likely red from being sun burned or just because I'm hot. Very Unhappy. :(

The second shows me during global cooling. A little blue from being cold, but happy. I like the cold. Makes winters easier to get through, being all cold and what not. :)

Now the third shows me during GLOBAL NORMALING. See how I am not sad, and am not entirely happy either. I am not entirely happy on account of the pollution GLOBAL NORMALING causes people to put crap in the air and makes it harder to breathe. But as you notice, my color has not been altered all that much. Although i do look rather pale. :\

Still waiting for the moneys to start pouring in, but i do have faith it will.