So my first attempt at becoming a millionaire fell short. OK, so I got zero monies from it. I was sad for a while, but I must move on. However, part of the reason I am able to move on is I discovered another way to make $1,000,000, and possibly even more. It's pure ingenious.
Here it goes.
I am hereby forgoing my last (4) years of college eligibility to enter into the NFL draft. I enjoyed my year at Utah State, nearly 16 years ago, but have found it no longer necessary for me to be attached to the great program in Logan, Utah. I feel I have learned all I could from the great Aggie coaching staff. I will remember my roots. But I need to move on, for my family (and pocketbook), and think I have a lot to offer to the NFL. I will be entering the league as a rookie, with veteran age. This will help out any team that will pick me up. I will not get into trouble with the local communities. No headlines in the paper reading Oliver LeGrand: will he ever stop shooting people that don't want to be shot? And yet I will have the enthusiasm of a rookie that has never seen the inside of one of them really big buildings you only see on the TV with the bunny ears in my parents double wide. Plus, I will not complain about an utterly ridiculous multi million dollar contract. No long drawn out contract disputes with this guy. I want the team, the NFL, and me to succeed. And when it is time for me to retire, I will bow out with dignity, and a couple Bentleys.
Looking forward to hearing from a lucky team on the 26th of April, where my family and I will be watching with anticipation from our humble living room.
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3 comments:
You would truly be a great addition to any NFL team. You have enough experience that even if you walking onto the team a little older then the other rookies you will be running circles around them with your sheer awesomeness. Plus you already have a trophy wife.
You write very well.
Thank you Olive. Those are kind words. And thanks for reading my blog. I am getting close to counting all that have read my blog on two hands. Warms my heart knowing people are taking the time to read what I have to type.
In case you are being facetious, you are mean and you made me cry. Hope you feel better...bully.
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